Nice going mom, because you didn't pack an extra outfit for me, I have to wear girl pants, and hot pink socks. It's not my fault I peed on my pants and socks. And, you better not archive this picture, or let anyone else see it.
And If He Understood Me, I'd Respond:
Oh Elliott, many more years of parental-embarrassment are coming your way. I'm sorry you had to wear girl pants, and I'm sorry I let everyone see it, but you looked so cute, it's worth it! Now here is a bowl of tasteless, white mush. Will you forgive me?
He forgave me.
